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Pouya
October 27, 2004
Celebrity mania
Just random thought for the day (no I'm not copying Mushu)

Do children/parents of celebrities think about having sex with them too?
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Pouya
October 26, 2004
Google is making me a whore
Yep, google is making me look like a whore. Just go to google and search for Pouya Larjani and you'll see that this journal comes up as the first result. But the summary showed in it is the message in the entry way back when I started the journal saying that you should send money to my account.

Blah…
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Pouya
October 25, 2004
Do not lean on your pregnant wife
However tempting it might be, please, do NOT lean on your pregnant wife.

You see, pregnant women have a lower gravity centre, making them an easy target for people who have lost their balance or are just tired of standing on their own feet.
So this guy is in the subway train this morning, which his w…
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Pouya
October 20, 2004
Computar games
After playing Black&White and then the expansion pack Creature Isle for it, I came to realise that Princess Maker II was way more fun than this.

Here's a quick comparison:

  • B&W took over a week to finish, but PM2 took 2 nights

  • I would never play B&W again (replay value: -1) but I can play P…
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    Pouya
    October 20, 2004
    I hate public bathrooms
    Ukh, I have to share a bathroom with the rest of the people in this floor, ok, that's no problem as long as they keep it clean.

    But yesterday, I developed a new hatred for this bathroom. Before eating my lunch I go to bathroom to wash my hands with soap, and while I'm rinsing this guy comes right ne…
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    Pouya
    October 19, 2004
    Thank you Mr. Dell
    Well, I've been on hold on Dell tech support for a long time now. and their online service is b0rk and says "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties with the page you are trying to get to."

    So the memory controller on the server is messed up and I need to replace the whole damn thing. A…
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    Pouya
    October 17, 2004
    Rrrrrriiing
    RING RING!

    I cut my hand, with the most embarrasing thing ever: A SERVER
    Who decided that servers absolutely must have sharp edges??

    Actually, I take that back, it's not the most embarrasing thing. I mean, it would have been worse if I had cut my hand with a dildo or something.

    On the other hand, I had…
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    Pouya
    October 12, 2004
    I'm getting married

    Everyone be aware, me and Kristen are getting married on December 31, 2004.

    We are mostly prepared, except for every essential thing, but that's not a problem at all.

    Also, K has promised that she will lose another 500lbs by then, so she can fit in her wedding dress. This is going to be great.

    Please …
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    Pouya
    October 08, 2004
    WTF Blind Muslim date

    WTF...
    Raymondo is chatting up with this 20 year old East Indian divorcee from London, and he decides to use MY name and MY pics while seducing her.

    As you may have noticed (quoting The Alchemist now) she looks like MJ.

    And guess what, Raymondo managed to get a date with her, to meet her at some weird…
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    Pouya
    October 08, 2004
    Woa

    Woa

    I don't post for 2 days, and I'm already kicked off the first page on the journals page.

    Coming soon: PeH II: O___O! now with more pehness.

    And I'm being serious about that. This is going to send SHilbert's team back to wiping the floors
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    Pouya
    October 06, 2004
    Star Trek: Coming to a soft drink near you!
    Hooray. Mithrandir has the idea of releasing a lot of high velocity ball bearings in the lowe orbit to make the space more dangerous, and Tiffany just mentioned 7up giving vouchers to download the space (may or may not be exactly what she said)

    You know, if we ever make one of those giant space robo…
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    Pouya
    October 04, 2004
    Hooray for X prize
    So finally, after all this talk, somebody managed to win the X prize this morning by having their second succesfull privately funded space flight in under a week...

    You know, that doesn't mean much. Although this is such an amazing establishment (and embarrasment to NASA *cough*budget*cough*), it do…
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    Pouya
    October 01, 2004
    Hooray for Evil Spilly
    This time, my journal update is dedicated to Siobhan a.k.a. Spilly a.k.a. EVIL TWIN!!!
    (actually, I'm just writing this cause I had nothing to else to write about)

    I don't have much to say about this because all the people who know who I'm talking about probably know the story of Steve's friends seei…
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    Pouya
    September 28, 2004
    I feel so horrible
    For once, I actually felt bad about something I did.

    So I'm sitting in the toilet, taking a shit. And this spider just runs across the bathroom and passes right in front of me, so without pondering, I just stump it.

    But he tried to run away, so my slipper just hit one corner of one of it's legs. The …
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    Pouya
    September 27, 2004
    Stupid fucking WSRP
    So I've been implementing this WSRP shit for a while
    (WSRP = WebServices for Remote Portlets)

    It's the most annoying thing ever, and the whole idea behind it is retarded:
    Quote:Hey! I have an idea, let's make a protocol just like HTTP, but with a vert limited featureset, and made things 3 times more a…
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    Pouya
    September 27, 2004
    Holy crap
    I'm beating Mindwipe to being a pedophile. At least on computer games.

    Last night, my daughter ended up confessing to me and telling me how much she loves me... And I married her.
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    Pouya
    September 25, 2004
    OMF Princess
    Oh yeah, I got PLP to work very nicely on 64bit architecture.
    And I have a shell interpretter for it now. Everything is going good.

    Also, I just fixed a crasher bug in EV where at certain times the access to the room of the user returned a null pointer. Go figure.

    On another note, I had a nice game of…
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    Pouya
    September 24, 2004
    GDNet+ benefits are just plain wrong
    Quote:From the benefits page:

    To obtain your 35% discount on books from Course Technology, just follow the link to Course for the book that you want from our books section. When checking out, enter the code GDplus to get a 15% discount on top of the 20% discount offered for ordering online.


    It came t…
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    Pouya
    September 24, 2004
    And then, I start whoring myself
    I got a wonderful contrubition from jmutch the other day when I asked for money. So I think this is working.

    I was going to link to paypal donations here, but that requires submitting a form, and I'm sure GD stuff don't allow embeding of forms in messages. Peh.
    Just go to paypal and send all your mon…
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    Pouya
    September 23, 2004
    So I need to write a journal too?
    Mithrandir just signed up for GDNet+ and started posting pies on his journal..
    So I've been a GDNet+ for a while. I guess I'll be posting journals as well.

    Today's journal has nothing in it, because I don't like writing my daily activities for you people. What, you think I'm your online girlfriend to…
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