April 30, 2006
I have found a cure for cancer!
Well, not a cure for it, but a prevention. You see, after years of passionate study and trillions of dollars spent on research I finally found what causes cancer! Well, of course, living causes cancer.
Prevention is better than cure, so you must destroy the root cause …
Well, not a cure for it, but a prevention. You see, after years of passionate study and trillions of dollars spent on research I finally found what causes cancer! Well, of course, living causes cancer.
Prevention is better than cure, so you must destroy the root cause …
April 26, 2006
This book from Oblivion gets my WTF award.
It was hard to get screenshots in game [sad] but I have it for you:
It was hard to get screenshots in game [sad] but I have it for you:
April 21, 2006
So yeah, I haven't updated for a while.
I started playing Oblivion. Amazing game, I think you should all play it.
So I'm supposed to write about "development," aren't I? Well, I opened Visual Studio... it sat there for 3 days without anyone touching it, until I had to reboot my machine. That basicall…
I started playing Oblivion. Amazing game, I think you should all play it.
So I'm supposed to write about "development," aren't I? Well, I opened Visual Studio... it sat there for 3 days without anyone touching it, until I had to reboot my machine. That basicall…
April 10, 2006
So you know how gmail shows text ads on the side according to the context of the email?
I wonder how they figured the context in this email I got earlier today:
I wonder how they figured the context in this email I got earlier today:
April 09, 2006
April 07, 2006
Quote:JAKARTA (Reuters) - Unrelated people who kiss each other on the lips for more than five minutes at public places in the Indonesian city of Tangerang will face arrest, local media said Friday.
Har har, I can just imagine the police standing next to a kissing couple, checking his watch to see if…
April 05, 2006
Remember: If you take a turkey out of the oven at 200 degrees celsius, and put it on the table where the room temperature is 20 degrees, after half an hour the turkey will be 695 degrees hot.
You can almost melt steel with it if you leave it on the table in open air a while longer.
Or at least, that'…
You can almost melt steel with it if you leave it on the table in open air a while longer.
Or at least, that'…
March 27, 2006
So I finally managed to catch a cold this year [sad]. And I was so glad that I hadn't got sick for the whole winter.
And I really want to play Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I'm going to get it at the first chance when I get free time. That would be when the term is over in 1 week.
So here comes some te…
And I really want to play Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I'm going to get it at the first chance when I get free time. That would be when the term is over in 1 week.
So here comes some te…
March 18, 2006
I was just marking exams this morning. This was terrible. Never before had I given so many zeros when marking.
So this guy got zero on every single question on the exam... I was about to tally up the marks and he has a total of 0 points. Then I felt kind of bad and went over his paper again, trying …
So this guy got zero on every single question on the exam... I was about to tally up the marks and he has a total of 0 points. Then I felt kind of bad and went over his paper again, trying …
March 01, 2006
It appears that most of my entry titles are "LOL"
My only response to that is: LOL!!
My only response to that is: LOL!!
Quote:Man Gets 15 Years for Biting Girlfriend
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. -- A man who bit off a chunk of his girlfriend's cheek and spit it out onto the sidewalk was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday for assault.
Garet…
February 27, 2006
I think it would be nice to fall in love with someone named Elle.
Why? Because you can call them like "Elle!!?" and when they show up, you say "Oh! Elle!!" And that kind of sounds like LOL.
I mean, who wouldn't like to say LOL to someone in real life and it ending up as a way of showing your affectio…
Why? Because you can call them like "Elle!!?" and when they show up, you say "Oh! Elle!!" And that kind of sounds like LOL.
I mean, who wouldn't like to say LOL to someone in real life and it ending up as a way of showing your affectio…
February 06, 2006
So we're supposedly habing global warming problems, right?
And we're supposed to be looking for alternative energy sources as well?
Well, wonder no more, I found a solution to both of problems at once:
Why don't we just built a very very very huge solar pad over the oceans? This way, the amount of sun…
And we're supposed to be looking for alternative energy sources as well?
Well, wonder no more, I found a solution to both of problems at once:
Why don't we just built a very very very huge solar pad over the oceans? This way, the amount of sun…
February 04, 2006
My journal has been pushed out of the front page.
Guys, stop updating...
So I discovered something new. Yesterday on the bus ride back to Toronto (takes 1.5 hours) I tried to do some programming on my laptop.
Generally when coding, you really need the mouse separate from the keyboard, but obviously I …
Guys, stop updating...
So I discovered something new. Yesterday on the bus ride back to Toronto (takes 1.5 hours) I tried to do some programming on my laptop.
Generally when coding, you really need the mouse separate from the keyboard, but obviously I …
January 30, 2006
I haven't had a real update for a while. And that mainly depends on what "real update" means, because, in a way I've never actually had a real update...
I got my laptop, I guess that's kind of news, but again, what the hell do you people care what I got and what I didn't? Would it make you feel bett…
I got my laptop, I guess that's kind of news, but again, what the hell do you people care what I got and what I didn't? Would it make you feel bett…
January 24, 2006
I would like to do a little update on my take on Canadian politics and the election:
- A vulture was voted as the new Prime Minister of Canada
- The spineless weasel is out of the office, and quitted as the leader of his party
- The drug dealer guy gained a lot of new support
- The Fascist womanizer lost a lot…
January 19, 2006
I'm really starting to like Haskell. It's amazing what you can do with it.
December 30, 2005
I lied
I mean, I didn't. I clolosed my journal yesterday (whatever that word means, it has a LOL in it) and now I'm unclolosing it because the journal clolosure mania has ended.
P.S. John Hattan has lesbian pigeon on penguin porn on his journal. Go visit him. Now!
(yes, John, I'm trying to get you lis…
I mean, I didn't. I clolosed my journal yesterday (whatever that word means, it has a LOL in it) and now I'm unclolosing it because the journal clolosure mania has ended.
P.S. John Hattan has lesbian pigeon on penguin porn on his journal. Go visit him. Now!
(yes, John, I'm trying to get you lis…
December 29, 2005
I'm clolosing my journal for ever.
This is due to extreme sexual exhaustion. You see, typing with only one hand is quite difficult.
I might write an entry again if you e-mail John Hattan and tell him how great I am.
And then e-mail myself and tell me how great I am.
And then e-mail your parents and tel…
This is due to extreme sexual exhaustion. You see, typing with only one hand is quite difficult.
I might write an entry again if you e-mail John Hattan and tell him how great I am.
And then e-mail myself and tell me how great I am.
And then e-mail your parents and tel…
December 17, 2005
Wasted 3 hours watching the Senators vs. Leafs game. That was just pathetic.
In case you weren't following, Ottawa won 8-2 against Toronto...
This is much better:
In case you weren't following, Ottawa won 8-2 against Toronto...
This is much better:
December 14, 2005
I forgot to update for a while.
I ended up going back to my old job (in downtown Toronto) again. It's kind of funny to have a full-time job waiting for you every time you're on a break from university.
And I shall be tutoring 3 sessions of an engineering math course next term. Bleh, I know it's annoy…
I ended up going back to my old job (in downtown Toronto) again. It's kind of funny to have a full-time job waiting for you every time you're on a break from university.
And I shall be tutoring 3 sessions of an engineering math course next term. Bleh, I know it's annoy…
December 07, 2005
This one is just plain roflness
Quote:OTTAWA (Reuters) - One of Canada's leading cinema chains has stopped handing out Christmas wrapping paper to its patrons after parents complained it featured angels fondling each other suggestively, newspapers reported on Tuesday.
Famous Players acted after the w…
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