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Pouya
September 04, 2006
Less than three point one four one five ...
[inlove]

LOLOL I'm in love?

[inlove]
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Pouya
August 31, 2006
lolwtfarmageddon
I love subliminal advertising on news sites

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Pouya
August 30, 2006
EV Goodness
I'm gonna post about my awesome TA/EV additions now.

I've been touching up the magic system a bit, and I have actually added a few user-submitted spells too. If you want to read on how it works, it's on http://lepouya.com/ev/wiki/view.php?p=EVMagicSystem.

It's pretty cool when the protection spells t…
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Pouya
August 26, 2006
Oh nos
The conference this week can been quite amusing. I gotta share this one story.

So today I was positioned at the registration desk at the conference. It's a nice thing because you meet pretty much everyone who comes and learn about them.

I was talking to this guy from Mitre research (an ex-colleauge o…
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Pouya
August 25, 2006
Open! Gee, Elle!
So today's post is "Open! Gee, Elle!" if you remember Elle from the "Elle! Oh, Elle!" post.

Note: This is slightly a more professional post than the other ones.

So I have started working on my new game/engine, named LOL. This is a convert of Har engine that I might have talked about at some point be…
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Pouya
August 15, 2006
boobs
Thought I would share this

Quote:JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inc…
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Pouya
August 14, 2006
lolol teh internets
So they're talking all over the internets about the blog that the Iranian president started. They say the address is http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/.

I personally looked at the site to see what they're all talking about, and well, it looks a bit weird.
In my broken Persian, it sounds like it's one of thos…
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Pouya
August 09, 2006
Bleh
Oh gee, I post one little weird email I get, and people complain that they want to hear about me harassing and stalking girls instead.

I haven't stalked anyone lately, so this picture will do:
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Pouya
August 08, 2006
WTF

WTF

I just got this email from the department announcements mailing list:



Invite wang to gmail!!
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Pouya
July 13, 2006
Cleaning lady -- revisited
A while ago I posted about the weirdass cleaning lady who dusts twice a night and claims that my over-airconditioned office is too hot.

Now she has mysteriously disappeared and an African-American lady comes in instead. I think she ended up doing something stupid and got fired.

I'm still trying to fi…
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Pouya
July 10, 2006
Ugly code
So apparently I end up writing ugly one-liners sometimes.

[click to enlarge]
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Pouya
July 05, 2006
lol?
Click to view your inventory:
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Pouya
June 26, 2006
:(

:(

I don't have any updates on 4e5 yet.
We took a week break from it. Should resume soon.

On the plus side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
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Pouya
June 23, 2006
Cleaning lady
So I usually work very late, when everybody else is gone.

The cleaning lady comes in at 6 o clock every night to empty all the garbage cans around the office and stuff. Yesterday she comes in, empties all the garbage, then briefly dusts all the desks. She even fucking cleans my keyboard while I'm fu…
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Pouya
June 22, 2006
More sneak preview
Some more sneak preview screenshots!
I hope we're not crossing the AO line [grin]

This is the title screen:

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Pouya
June 19, 2006
Just for Patrick
Lief dagboek,

Neuk me oksels met je gore kut!
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Pouya
June 16, 2006
panties
So I've been discussing with SuperPig whether it's ok to put pantyshots in the game or not.

Looks like I can fit in things like that, but that's about as far as I can go. Sorry, no sex scenes [sad]

But we might release another version of it with the snu snu features.
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Pouya
June 15, 2006
More story
Ok, so you guys remember that bitch who accused me of harassment last week?

She sent me a note, asking to meet me for lunch. Despite my better judgement, I went to see what she has to say. Cause that sounds extremely messed up that she wants to go for lunch after what she did.

Anyway, we talked over …
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Pouya
June 14, 2006
4e5 sneakshot
So I'm gonna sneak in a little shot from the game we're making. This is from the opening scene.

Here's your mom yelling at you:

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Pouya
June 12, 2006
:(

:(

I have a 4e5 demo, but I don't want to release it yet until some background pics are finalized.
So the deal is, SHilbert's wife lost her entire body in a farming accident (yes, this means that she can only give blowjobs from now on) and he has been quite busy taking care of the mess she made in the …
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Pouya
June 09, 2006
Harassment?
So some stupid bitch has complained that I've been harassing her. Saying that she's being constantly tormented by me at every opportunity.

Now that's pretty weird accusation, considering that she has no proof of it, and can't produce any evidence that I have harassed her. It's rather hard for me to …
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Pouya
June 07, 2006
4e5

4e5

Ok, so everyone keeps posting about their progress. I should do a bit of it too.

SHilbert and I are working on an entry for 4e5. The purpose of it is to make fun of most of the rules, but it's actually ending up quite a nice game.

I'm keeping some details for now until we release a demo. It's somewha…
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Pouya
June 06, 2006
ALMONDS!!
We got some very fresh almonds. They're so awesome, it's kind of hard to stop eating them.

I've been sitting here chewing almonds for the past half hour. I should really stop doing that, it's not good for me.

Oh yeah, I have an awesome new project. But I'll keep it hidden for now and surprise you wit…
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Pouya
June 05, 2006
0wnt^2
First 0wnt:
Quote:KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took …
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Pouya
June 01, 2006
This one is better
Ok, now for better news:
Quote:TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.

He later on was raped by a massive tentacled monster …
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Pouya
May 30, 2006
This is stupid
Can any Dutch people explain this?

Quote:AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals.

[...]

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for …
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Pouya
May 18, 2006
Sucker
Quote:BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman left her friend as a deposit at a gas station because she did not have enough cash to pay for her petrol, police said Wednesday.

"She didn't have enough money to pay the bill, so her friend stayed behind as a human deposit while she went to withdraw cash," sai…
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Pouya
May 15, 2006
More LOTR
I was trying to sign up for LOTR Online Beta program.

They asked so many questions that I got tired of answering them. For most part, the questions are about your system configuration.

Normally that would be easy to answer, except that I have 3 different computers, and I use all 3 of them at differen…
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Pouya
May 10, 2006
Woa

Woa

Hehe, this is a nice story. I wanted to write it before, but I forgot.

So I just moved into a new office room at where I work, and this room used to be empty. There is a board room right across from it which is again, usually empty, and it's not in view of anywhere else from the office except for th…
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Pouya
May 02, 2006
More cancer ideas.
So, last time we saw how to prevent cancer by killing all your loved ones. And there are a few questions that I didn't answer:

If they killed you first, then that means they loved you more than you loved them back. You can also figure out (in the last second of your life) whether your mom loved you …
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