Next Week On ABC: The Fish Police Save Christmas
Published December 28, 2004
Looking at the Internet Movie Database and Amazon, it is clear that Christmas is the most fragile of holidays. Searching for "Saves Christmas", I find that Christmas has thus-far been saved by. . .
- Ernest (the late "Hey Vern" guy)
- Elmo the muppet
- Inspector Gadget
- Felix the Cat
- The Berenstain Bears
- The Flintstones
- Rainbow Brite (a really creepy 1980's-era toy)
- The VeggieTales
- The GLO Friends (more creepy 1980's-era toys)
Is Christmas such a fragile holiday that it requires constant saving by everything from flash-in-the-pan 80's toys to fundamentalist Christian vegetables?
What can we do to shore up this fragile holiday and thus prevent further need for saving?
Someone stole Santa? THAT DOES NOT ROCK!